We were having too much fun with this at the Departure Breakfast. =] All we came up with was the chorus, but we sang it to a "Lucius" and the woman loved it.
Draco’s dad is really freaking rad
He’s all I want, even though he may be bad
Draco, can’t you see, you’re just not the boy for me
I know it may be mad, but
I’m in love with Draco’s dad